Here is why Scotland is not a country:
- No one speaks English.
- They can't tell the difference between "soccer" and "football."
- They drink warm beer.
- They wear man-skirts.
In fact, Scotland isn't even there anymore. The United States of Kingdoms call itself a "country made of countries," but who are they to decide? They're not even American! Have your heard how they talk? They can't spell properly and use the wrong words for things. We only allow them to call their bastard language "English" so they'll buy Big Macs and Starbucks coffee. Anyone who is educated like me knows this.
I won't be getting comments for long. As soon as you proles begin to annoy me I plan to heavily censor all comments. It's my right as a man of letters. And the hate mail begins.....now!